How long is too long ?!

She writes...

Guilty as i am, i still ask the question "How long is too long?". Did you miss me blog ?

Yeah right !!

Well, its not like anybody cares but as a diligent blogger i ought to atleast make an attempt to cook an excuse. *smiles* .

You know, My keyboard got cranky after my last post , the letters were replaced with some funny looking symbols. I knew this was the work of the evil satan. ( There, i did it again, i think i have some sort of power to invent such stupid phrases, EVIL SATAN ??!! Jeez ). Anyway, So Keyboard cranky and poor me!

By the time i fixed my keyboard, my fingers started acting funny. Whenever i sat to type a blog, they sort of independently swayed like i was a playing a keyboard ( No, not this one, the 'other' keyboard) . It was magical. Somehow they would work in unison with the tiny mouse and end up playing Madonna or Akon or Carpenters!

And to top it all, my system was kaput. All it wanted me to do was watch movies and movies and more movies. Owing to my academic prowess in computers ( Its so said!! ), i did try to meddle a bit and what do i end up with ? A machine that calls itself a computer but works like a playstation. huh !

So much for calling itself a "Multipurpose information processing electronic device" !!

So you see, i was left with no choice but to courteously follow the system. The prophecy did come true after all. I knew what i had to do. I did as the oracle asked me to, 812 years ago. A knock knock on its head and a "Jadoo ki jappi" to my cpu did the magic. And so... TA DA !

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Are you still reading ? You must love crap , don't you ? :-)

Anyways, cliche alert !!!

I'M BACK.