Its me.. breaking the rules... Yay !!

She writes..


Finally... I've figured out a way to write blogs sitting in my office cabin. And yes, am breaking the rules by doing so. Seriously, my life has taken a super-duper 360 degree turn in the last one year that i finally realise HOW much fun it is to break rules.
Not that I've always been following them, i just don't break them. Got it? Anyway, coming to my point... YES.. i can write blogs sitting in my office cabin. Isn't that absolutely great ? Okay, am not asking.. That IS great.
so..... "YAY" !!
I cant even begin to explain how many numerous times i would've died to write a blog about something and by the time i reach home, i would end up being so tired and i would hardly start my computer...
Phew !! Anyway, i hope my good self doesn't come out of the closet again and stop me from posting blogs from office JUST BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT ETHICAL !!!

tweet tweet wat ??

Shes wonders...

What's a tweet ??
So now, Tweeting is a word or something ??
Oh.. Twitter is it ?
What is that ?
HELP* !!

*( Google might banish me from the net for not knowing what twitter is !!)

How's life ?

She writes...

How's life ?
This is probably the first thing your long lost friend asks you when you meet after a long time ( by long time, i mean the time that you've exactly taken to forget the poor dude(tte) in front of you and vice versa ) .
In fact, cut the sarcasm, this is probably the first thing just about anybody asks you when they are in terrible desperation to start a conversation. So, how exactly are you supposed to answer this question without actually meaning to answer ? Because, face it.. your life is not something you can actually explain as an answer to a question with 2 words in length.
We say,
1) "Am fine, how's yours ?" - Which means, i really dont wish to discuss MY life with you and am certainly not interested in yours !
2) "Going on.. " - Which means, Its going on BAD !
3) "Ya... going on" - For those you who are thinking, whats the big "ya" going to make a difference to point 2 and 3 ? Well, the much prolongated "ya" simply means... hmm, its not too bad.. but nothing's happening.
A smaller "ya" would mean, am just trying to answer your question faster cause my life is boring anyway !!
4) "Super" - This one's tricky, The answer can be either sarcastic, more like "duh... am dying and you ask me how is life ?" Or it can actually be Super ! ( Yeah, dont be surprised.. some life stories are actually "super" !!)
5) "Bindaas" - Okay, that's the hindi slang. And this means, the dude doesnt give a damn to his life or your question!

Anyway, Apart from all the amazing gyan that am boring you with, i think "how's life?" is a question thats used quite liberally. Imagine the poems it can bring out of a person when asked at the right time, in the right tone, with the right emotion and right look !
Hmm....

So there it goes...

She says..

Loved you 2009, you were the best.. You made me cry, made me laugh ( note the order !) , made me love, made me live.. You rocked!
My Referral :- http://shewrites-dpka.blogspot.com/2008/12/adios-two-thousand-and-eight.html
Boy, did i live it QUEENSIZE !!

God, Be kind to us. We love you.
HAPPY NEW YEAR to one and all!!!

Okay... you gotta say "YAY" now !!!

Never mind..

She writes...

I've been thinking... What's the best way to explain my absence in blog world in the recent past ?? Hmm..
1) Was waiting for Jan 1st 2010, because its an auspisicous day according to the greek mythology coupled with the ching chang philosophy.
2) Recent findings from the most revered School of Social Science and psycho-neuro-bla-bla-sciences in a country far far away, have proved to the world that Human's too hibernate.
3) Work changes life.
4) Friendship is strange.
5) Ahemadabad is Heaven.
6) Love is Good.
7) Mom is a friend now.
8) Its not so bad to work in Chennai.
9) Paneer is in.
10) Its suddenly cold in Chennai.
11) Office is far away.
12) Liked Avatar.
13) 2009's birthday is/was/will be my best birthday ever.
14) I earn.
15) New house coming up.
16) My Life is on to something.
17) My e-mails are more professional now! They all start with a Hi followed by a comma - and end with Thanks and Regards. Ew!
18) My money - my mobile.
19) Gave Daddy a new 'something'. A Daughter's gift.
20) "What's the best way to explain my absence in blog world in the recent past ?? " Wasn't that the question i started to answer.. I guess i just didn't catch the cue.. i might've slightly blackened out on HOW TO BLOG !